Old saying from the Mafiosi in Sicily. Tells that the best payback is the one that comes with planning, and that brings the most horrendous pain to your enemies when they are not expecting and are just enjoying the fruits of all the dishonor they brought upon you. One must wait so he can really inflict pain to those who wronged him. Careful planing is necessary so your enemies will suffer terribly, but you won't be harmed by the Law or by your enemies' allies.
"After cutting the guy's arms with the chainsaw and throwing to the sharks, Joe tells him: 'La vendetta es una minestra che se mangia fredda, my friend, or Revenge is a dish best served cold. That bitch thought she would be happy with her HS sweetheart after stealing my money and send me to jail? Now she is going to know the pain of lose everything she loves...' He then pulls his Beretta and shoots the guy in the head"
by Don Materazzi March 20, 2009
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Person 2:"You ain't even say what's up, you just asking me for some gum? SWERVE!"
Person 2:"You ain't even say what's up, you just asking me for some gum? SWERVE!"
by WhoaDere February 8, 2013
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A simple and efficient way to both insult and mock somebody. Used when he or she makes a huge mistake, does something stupid, or otherwise deserves to be served.
Note - If a question mark is placed at the end (Bitch Got Served?) then it shows curiosity on the part of the questioner as to whether or not the bitch in question did, in fact, get served
Note - If a question mark is placed at the end (Bitch Got Served?) then it shows curiosity on the part of the questioner as to whether or not the bitch in question did, in fact, get served
1) "You dropped ice cream down your pants?! Bitch got served!"
2) "You fell? But was it funny? Bitch got served?"
2) "You fell? But was it funny? Bitch got served?"
by Beast_modez June 17, 2009
Get the Bitch Got Served mug.You and your boy are walking down the sidewalk and pass a complete douche (usually a jock or emo kid or a metro douche) whose going out with a hot girl and you'd rather be with her instead of the douchebag. So in order to tell your boy that you utter, or many times yell, SwerveBANK!
*OMG dude did oyu see that girl at the party last night?
-yeah dude but she was with a total swervebank.
*fuck it dude lets go curbstomp that swervebank and find that girl.
-YERF!!!! (*see YERF for further comprehension.)
*OMG dude did oyu see that girl at the party last night?
-yeah dude but she was with a total swervebank.
*fuck it dude lets go curbstomp that swervebank and find that girl.
-YERF!!!! (*see YERF for further comprehension.)
by Nick Stark August 16, 2006
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noun: learning swerve; plural noun: learning swerves
the unpredictable and inconsistent rate of a person's progress, or lack thereof, in gaining experience or new skills.
noun
noun: learning swerve; plural noun: learning swerves
the unpredictable and inconsistent rate of a person's progress, or lack thereof, in gaining experience or new skills.
"Nancy experienced a severe learning swerve when attempting to use the new version of her phone's OS."
by Wisani November 30, 2014
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No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.
by von groovy September 2, 2017
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“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”
by J Roberts May 29, 2018
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