Seffy story

1. A story that is pointless, has no meaning, and is completely unrelated to anything/the topic at hand.

Person 1: "Haha, yeah so Kyle is so totally hawt!"
Person 2: "My friend has a mum who went on a bus."
Person 1: "That was such a Seffy story. GTFO."

by Jew'd June 4, 2007

Steffo

A notorious gangster in who women find seedy. Also enjoys the company of younger females and wearing clear backpacks.

Steffo: "Yoú're a beautiful girl, want a lift home?"
Girl:"OK"
Steffo:"Can i hav a kiss"
Girl"No!"
Steffo:"Oh, so thats the thanks i get for driving u home??"

by Archtung October 6, 2008

swaffelen

To slap your penis against any object, usually your partners face

My g/f really loves it when i swaffelen her

by steroy jenkins March 11, 2009

Steffi

she is fit
n i want her so bad
I love her

******loves steffi

by ? April 23, 2004

steffanie

For the people that didnt like that you are a sexy MILF this is for you steffanie is a kind hearted women that would light up any room with their contagious laugh you always help everyone in need and overall a great human

wow steffanie is the sweetest person ever she gave me the best first impression

by šťůpíđ wh0řə June 14, 2020

Steffany

One who is like god. Not the sharpest crayon in the box, but everybody's favourite colour.

Melissa: "What time is it?"

Rachel: "It's 12:31"

Steffany: "Melissa it's 12:31"

Melissa: "No really?"

(Like I said, still our favourite colour)

by Steffmelrach March 9, 2008

Swaffel

To slap something, usually a man or woman's face, with an erect penis or similar hard, penis-shaped object.
To cockslap.

(sidenote: this is the only word known of by the author of this entry that describes the phenomenon of cockslapping, and is not a compound word or portmanteau)

Originally a slang term from North Amsterdam, the word has spread in usage to various other parts of Europe, the Middle East, and North America.

Variations: swafffel, mutaswaffila, swaafil

Steve swaffeled Marie, and then Marie dumped Steve.

George tried waking up his girlfriend with a swaffel, and then she didn't talk to him for a week.

Arabic: Ana swaffeltuha!

by swaafila December 25, 2008