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"Hey sweetie" is the name of, or type of a message given to an "idiot" who has blasted his or her idiocy publicly, particularly on the Internet or Facebook, that is almost guaranteed to come back to kick him or her to the curb. This type of comment is best done by old folks as the "hey sweetie" must be "put up with" because he/she is an old person doing it. If done by a peer it would be condescending. So when grandma private messages, "Hey, sweetie, ..." it is best to wake up and pay close attention. You have made a bad mistake that more experienced people see as your great fall coming soon.
You put out there on Facebook, "My boss is an ass. Last night he asked me to.........." So when grandma reads this and realizes this WILL probably make its way back to your boss in some way, AND you will get fired, AND you will not get unemployment, she may send you a hey sweetie. This is done to get your error across to you, SYA (that is save your ass), correct you, but make every effort not to offend you by calling you "Hey, Sweetie".
hey sweetie by moondrop May 1, 2015
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Nippy Sweetie 

I was getting on a plane and had few nippy sweeties to calm my nerves
Nippy Sweetie by Manson9 October 10, 2016

Cutie Softie Sweetie Pink Bubble Princess Kitty 

The cutest thing ever existed in the universe. AKA Ruoying Wang
Ruoying Wang is THE Cutie Softie Sweetie Pink Bubble Princess Kitty.

Hot Sweetie

An attractive babe who is into stealing cars.
Keep an eye on Crystal when she's around your ferrari, she is such a hot sweetie.
Hot Sweetie by TWSummer October 24, 2006

Simulator Sweetie (noun): 

A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.
Simulator Sweetie (noun):

A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.

Example sentences:

"I'm feeling a little lonely tonight, so I'm going to send myself a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'That cute guy at the bar' as a reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"I've been simu-dating my Simulator Sweetie 'My Ex's Hot Friend' for a few weeks now and it's been a fun and flirty virtual romance."
"I just got a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'The Universe' and it reminded me to stay positive and trust the journey."

Welcome to Sweetie Pie's 

an American reality television series starring the family of former Ikette Robbie Montgomery, and also focuses on the running of their collection of soul food restaurants, Sweetie Pie's. The series premiered on October 15, 2011, and ended on June 9, 2018, on the Oprah Winfrey Network.
Welcome to Sweetie Pie's premiered on Oprah Winfrey Network on October 15, 2011. On April 14, 2018, OWN announced that the series will end after the ninth season. The ninth and final season premiered on May 1, 2018.

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