This is a girl that has up to three major flaws, but is potential sex material regardless. The flaws can be weight, acne, bad teeth etc. The one exception is bad feet, which is unacceptable and is an automatic disqualfier.
She is driving a bucket, but she is a swan all day.
or
I went to the old head club last light and bagged up two swans.
or
I went to the old head club last light and bagged up two swans.
by Wartime Consigliere January 24, 2010
A female who, when younger, was a bit of an ugly duckling but grew up to be good-looking. Unfortunately, they have suppressed a lot of resentment regarding being the ugly duckling that she's actually turned into one of those women who are bitchy and arrogant. Much like real swans who hiss and chase you if you so much as look at them and could break your arm
Dude- Hey, isn't that Kelly? She grew up to be hot.
Fella- Yeah, but since that happened she gained too much confidence and started acting like she's better than everyone. She even upset the geeks last week.
Dude- But she was a geek when we knew her from school. She changed for the worse. Shes a swan for sure
Fella- Yeah, but since that happened she gained too much confidence and started acting like she's better than everyone. She even upset the geeks last week.
Dude- But she was a geek when we knew her from school. She changed for the worse. Shes a swan for sure
by MartynStuff November 30, 2016
by John Longus Legend October 27, 2010
A guy or girl who was not very good looking when they were young, but grew into their looks. They get hotter as they get older.
Guy 1: "Is that really Alexa?! She got hot!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, she's a swan"
"Nate, you look great! You're a swan!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, she's a swan"
"Nate, you look great! You're a swan!"
by shario15 April 04, 2014
by muzzy July 17, 2003
A character played by Alex Borstein on the earlyer seasons of MadTV. Her full name is
Bunny Swan and is more commonly known as "Ms. Swan," Ms. Swan was born on November 25, 1966. She is 5' 2" and weighs 145 lbs. Ms. Swan works as a manicurist at the Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon which she mispronounces as "Goji Pitty Booty Nay Salon". Ms. Swan is from somewhere in Asia. Frequently in the sketches, people usually ask her questions but she never gives a solid answer. She usually states, "Okay, I'll tell you everything" which she pronounces like "okay, i tell you evrytin" and "he look-a like-a man,". Ms. Swan also commonly purses her lips, saying "tanks to you,"
Bunny Swan and is more commonly known as "Ms. Swan," Ms. Swan was born on November 25, 1966. She is 5' 2" and weighs 145 lbs. Ms. Swan works as a manicurist at the Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon which she mispronounces as "Goji Pitty Booty Nay Salon". Ms. Swan is from somewhere in Asia. Frequently in the sketches, people usually ask her questions but she never gives a solid answer. She usually states, "Okay, I'll tell you everything" which she pronounces like "okay, i tell you evrytin" and "he look-a like-a man,". Ms. Swan also commonly purses her lips, saying "tanks to you,"
Person 1: What did the burgler look like.
Ms. Swan: Ok I tell you evrytin!
Person 1: Ok tell me then...
Ms. Swan: He look-a like-a man.
Ms. Swan: Ok I tell you evrytin!
Person 1: Ok tell me then...
Ms. Swan: He look-a like-a man.
by John Paul Haddad March 10, 2009
Derived from the legend that a swan is mute until moments before death during which it sings a beautiful song, a swan song is an action ending something epic.
After the concert, they said they would never perform together again. That concert was their swan song.
by thisformisstupid July 29, 2005