Stiff Drink Substitute

A satisfying substitute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.

The kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink substitute.

My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.

by Sole Obsession February 19, 2010

substiboot

A plastic bag or tissue box you use in place of a lost shoe when last night yields many questions.

What? Where am I & why am I wearing a substiboot!?

by Jimi Ralphman January 23, 2023

Substitute Creature

An old substitute teacher that totally creeps you out.

EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.

McKenna: What do we need for science today?
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah

by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 11, 2011

Substitute Sugar Daddy

A male or "daddy" who pays for most, if not all the aspects of a date, but does not expand expenses into the home life of the individual such as how a "Sugar Daddy" would.

I can't always afford the clothes I want so I ask my Substitute Sugar Daddy to buy me them while we're out.

by MizzMachine July 23, 2020

substitutes assist

highly paid but permanent bench warming sport stars helping team mates in a similar position

Pepe was credited with a substitutes assist for özil... he wanked him off behind the bins

by spaz juice September 19, 2020

Substitutional

Like a teaching career but for subtitute teachers

Person 1: I have been with you throughout your entire substitutional career.
Person 2: Awww

by Sexcmommy October 27, 2021

Substitute plastic

A synthetic synthetic so you're a substitute synthetic so if I call you substitute plastic that means you're less than fake that means you're a substitute fake product valueless always above your pay grade

Man these people are beyond counterfeit they are substitute plastic they are less than fake they are a synthetic synthetic valueless crazy

by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021