stubby

short & fat

“you know john?”
“john who ?”

“the stubby one”
“oh yeaaahhh. i know john”

by sugar sugar December 18, 2018

Stubby

Money, particularly your paycheck stub.

Hey Jim give me some stubby.

I can't wait until the boss pays me the stubby.

by nuclear hobo March 30, 2024

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

Stubby

The sexual act of shoving your toe into someone's butt

I gave her such a stubby last night

by crisp packet October 26, 2017

Stubby

Meaning that you make the person calling you it happy or someone else happy.

"Hailee, you're stubby!"
"Awww, thank you!"

by MoonJellyBobaTea June 7, 2022

Stubby

When an amputee with either no arm or no legs places ones penis in between their stubs and rubs it. Think of rubbing two sticks between your hands to make a fire.

Joe: "Did you hear about Linda losing her arms in that car crash?"
Jack: "That sucks, but atleast she can give a Stubby now."

by safflol2 August 6, 2024

Stubby Town

Tiny hairs that grow on a bitches pussy and almost resemble the texture of a man’s facial hair. You never want to eat a girl out in the dark if you think she is home to a stubby town. This you will regret.

Person 1: “Hey Man you fuck that bitch last night”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”

by Phil MePuss February 4, 2023