A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.
Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?
Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
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This is an old expression to design someone who's really strong like Turkish people at Ottoman time used to be.
by TheHighTurkish July 6, 2019
Get the Strong like a Turk mug."Crossfit Strong" is very much like being "Weightwatchers Thin", i.e. you might think you're hot shit, but out in the real world, you're 2 milkshakes away from greenpeace pushing you back into the ocean like the overbloated land cetacean that you have become.
With their total lack of linear or otherwise strength progression programming, and instead random, jerking, as-fast-as-fucking-possible and fuck the form, exercise, your average crossfitter will build the kind of strength that would impress a whole playground full of 8 year olds. Until the 10 year olds turned up and out-lifted them (whilst using vastly superior form).
You might think half-squatting a PVC pipe 30 times is impressive, if you're surrounded by similar white, middle class, cult-buddies. You'll probably harp on with some old bullshit about "functional strength", as if there is a way of being strong that is somehow useless. You might even be arrogant enough to equate throwing barbells around, without any form of programming, to a lifetime of hard graft and labour, and claim you have a similar base of strength. Let me tell you, Cultfitters. Any farmer aged 8 and up will outlift your skinny, DYEL, wet bag, rotator cuff worrying, carb depleted bullshit.
With their total lack of linear or otherwise strength progression programming, and instead random, jerking, as-fast-as-fucking-possible and fuck the form, exercise, your average crossfitter will build the kind of strength that would impress a whole playground full of 8 year olds. Until the 10 year olds turned up and out-lifted them (whilst using vastly superior form).
You might think half-squatting a PVC pipe 30 times is impressive, if you're surrounded by similar white, middle class, cult-buddies. You'll probably harp on with some old bullshit about "functional strength", as if there is a way of being strong that is somehow useless. You might even be arrogant enough to equate throwing barbells around, without any form of programming, to a lifetime of hard graft and labour, and claim you have a similar base of strength. Let me tell you, Cultfitters. Any farmer aged 8 and up will outlift your skinny, DYEL, wet bag, rotator cuff worrying, carb depleted bullshit.
Weightlifter: 'Dude, why are you throwing your legs around while you do a pullup? You realise that doesn't actually work the muscles you're trying to target any better right? And in fact may increase the stress on your shoulder joints, right?'
Crossfitter: 'But I'm Crossfit Strong! Plus... I can't really do a strict form pull up'.
Weightlifter: 'Well you could work on that, become stronger until you can do a whole bunch?'
Crossfitter: 'No! That's ok, I just like to turn up and do a random bunch of exercises without any thought to what my goals or objectives are, you know, apart from doing it all FASTER!'.
Weightlifter: 'Ok. The adult weights are over in the corner if you'd like to join me, I'll be deadlifting with PROPER FORM and NOT FOR TIME 3x what you lift, in the corner. Come join me when your rotator cuffs are healed'.
Crossfitter: 'INSERT CROSSFIT HQ MANTRA
Crossfitter: 'But I'm Crossfit Strong! Plus... I can't really do a strict form pull up'.
Weightlifter: 'Well you could work on that, become stronger until you can do a whole bunch?'
Crossfitter: 'No! That's ok, I just like to turn up and do a random bunch of exercises without any thought to what my goals or objectives are, you know, apart from doing it all FASTER!'.
Weightlifter: 'Ok. The adult weights are over in the corner if you'd like to join me, I'll be deadlifting with PROPER FORM and NOT FOR TIME 3x what you lift, in the corner. Come join me when your rotator cuffs are healed'.
Crossfitter: 'INSERT CROSSFIT HQ MANTRA
by DoYouEvenLiftXfitters January 17, 2014
Get the Crossfit Strong mug.When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.
Pimp 1: Crystal isn't keeping up with her payments, and she was all giving her daddy this attitude.
Pimp 2: So you should be keeping your pimp hand strong! Keep that bitch in line.
Pimp 2: So you should be keeping your pimp hand strong! Keep that bitch in line.
by Oliver Klohsoff June 11, 2006
Get the keeping your pimp hand strong mug.Adjective: 1) Possessing tremendous amounts of strength, especially with regards to one's dick. Can also be used in place of adjectives such as "sick" and "baller" as a means of praise.
2) The opposite of "weakdick" (i.e. hot is to cold as strongdick warrior is to weakdick bastard)
Verb: to dominate and/or completely destroy (physically, mentally, spiritually, religiously, argumentatively, verbally, or in any other manner)
2) The opposite of "weakdick" (i.e. hot is to cold as strongdick warrior is to weakdick bastard)
Verb: to dominate and/or completely destroy (physically, mentally, spiritually, religiously, argumentatively, verbally, or in any other manner)
"Man, that last game was strongdick like some shit."
Genghis Khan was a strongdick warrior.
If one were to be listed under the wikipedia page "physical strength," one would be a strongdick warrior. Conversely, if one were to have their name removed from the aformentioned page, one would be considered a "weakdick" bastard.
"I just strongdicked that exam, probably got 110%"
Genghis Khan was a strongdick warrior.
If one were to be listed under the wikipedia page "physical strength," one would be a strongdick warrior. Conversely, if one were to have their name removed from the aformentioned page, one would be considered a "weakdick" bastard.
"I just strongdicked that exam, probably got 110%"
by strongdickwarrior January 12, 2011
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by theelderwand April 15, 2015
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