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stroking the tie

another description for "polishing the pewter", "shaking hands with ben franklin", "stroking the boa", "beating ones meat", "going on a date with jill", or just plain wacking it
My secretary caught me right in the middle of me stroking my tie.
by missourimaniac February 24, 2005
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stroking his yoshi

I walked in on my bestfriend "stroking his yoshi" to some gay porn, faggot.
by cumgobbler101 November 19, 2011
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han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.
by Russell Longgrear March 30, 2008
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Dick Stroking

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.
Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.
by qw12DUIS December 29, 2013
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stroking the puppy

homosexual sex act, the two butt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the penis into the rectum, missionary is stroking.
a"I heard john's classical overture last knight"
b"oh really, and did it please you"
a"for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he'd been stroking the puppy"
b"sticky fingers"
a"indeed"
by Phil Anthropy February 19, 2009
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stroking the gnar

After going to that party with all those girls, I couldn't help from stroking the gnar
by Christian Jesus Thomas November 17, 2006
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strogging

Jogging while pushing a stroller with one or more kids.
I went strogging with my kid because it was a super nice day and, frankly, I need the exercise.
by somedadwithakid February 24, 2013
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