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stretch market 

n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people.
Check out Rebecca. Methinks she's been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market.

What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!
stretch market by gnostic1 July 24, 2011

Stretch Nuts

1. A nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scrotum and/or testicles.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.
"Wow," said Jill. "Jay has massive balls! No wonder they all call him 'Stretch Nuts'!"

All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.

"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"

"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."

"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."

excerpt taken from:

'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;

The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'

Stretch Hummer 

When a girl is bent over and the other person licks from the clitoris all the way to the asshole.
Man, I guess she went running earlier because I gave her a stretch hummer and it tasted salty

stretch a foot

to hurry up; carribean in origin
stretch a foot mon, before tha po' get here
stretch a foot by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

Stretch throat 

When someone has been performing to much filatio in a short period of time.
Dammnn I have a serious case of stretch throat from that party last night.
Stretch throat by hot doggie September 18, 2010

stretch face 

The act of stretching your face outwards with the palms of your hands signifying elevating rage and the eminent occurrence of a street fight between you and whoever it is that pissed you the fuck off.
Buck Nasty: "Yo FOOL come on pussy"
J Block: "You best back off man I'm about to stretch face!"
Slick Rick: "Oh shit! J Block is about to stretch face, watch out!"
stretch face by Giveintofate June 18, 2014