Straw-chug

When a person intends to drink the rest of your fountain drink through your straw

Son 1: Hey Mama, Big Brother won't stop hogging my drink!

Mother: Son, what did I tell you!? Don't straw-chug your Brother!

by <3ness December 5, 2010

straw mat

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

by Mikey DeM March 13, 2009

straw dog

a straw dog is a scapegoat group, place, person or idea in which we dump our evilness, so we can blame it and then by attacking, dissing or destorying it, we externalize it outside of us so we feel free of sin.

America often uses an 'out group' as a straw dog, such as Communists, terrorists, labor unions, gays, in order to deflect attention from the bad things we're doing, such as exploiting the environment or third world labor.

by John Darling April 18, 2006

Straw dog

Those who socially peaked in high school.

Chet, the captain of the football team in High school, is now an overweight drunk who sells shoes. He is a straw dog.

by Chetfaker April 14, 2014

straw man

a man

made of straw.

fuck you.

"I saw a guy made of straw. He was a straw man."
"Holy mother fucking giant bags of shit, you savage cunt."

by Jombo March 25, 2013

Straw Johnny

To pass ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member.

'Oye! pass me a beer'
'Say it properly'
'Okay, straw Johnny'
'Here you are'

by Mister_Leeb October 15, 2008

Straw-Ber-Ita

When someone pours salt down a female's ass crack while they are on their period

"I would lick that salt off your ass like a margarita."
"Well its more like a Straw-Ber-Ita down there right now."

by iluvahipokeinhi October 2, 2015