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Strap-O-Death 

1. Melted Seatbelt
2. The 1 thing that kept Dane Cook from the party in his Vicious Circle Tour (due to the fire)
3. Any object that binds you to a vehicle-like coffin
"I was driving, and I flipped into a ravine. It was more like a quarry, and I couldn't remove the seatbelt due to the flames, so my safety device has now become a Strap-O-Death"
Strap-O-Death by OrphanedPenguin November 28, 2009

strap house 

A filthy, run-down house filled with strappers. Plaster, spilled beer, stale cigarette smoke and asbestos abound as disreputable activities continue round-the-clock. A place where drunken, destructive assholes can congregate with like-minded strappers and drink until they spew, then continue drinking. A crack house - crack + acid + mushrooms + speed + DMT + shitty weed + heady nugs. The sort of place where you party real, real hard, with burn marks on everything and graffiti genitalia drawn all over the walls. A nasty ass basement to jam in. We've all heard some fantastic music played here. Percy used to chill here all the time. If Four Loko was a house, this would be it.

If you're lucky, your strap house has a huge abandoned Masonic temple next door.
We got really wasted on four loko the other night over at fuckin straptown and dropped acid at 3 AM on a weekday then we went in the temple and tripped over a dead hooker and bled to death on all the broken glass. Then we went back to the bonfire out back & took more acid. Fuckin strap house.

Strap on 

A fake cock to put in any hole that needs filling
"Oh daddy put that 17.5 inches of a strap on inside of my asshole"
Strap on by Jewboy7 April 11, 2017

strap on a set 

Strap on a set (of balls), to behave in a manner fitting of a man.
Guy 1: Aw guys, I can't take another shot, I gotta work in the morning.
Guy 2: Dude, strap on a set and take it.
Guy 1: Alright, alright lets do some peach schnnap shooters.
Guy 3: Waitress! Two tequilas and a peach schnapps for my friend here who forgot to strap on a set before getting here! Could you put a little pink umbrella on it?
strap on a set by Rich L Smith October 23, 2005

strap-on 

a fake penis attached to the body by a strap, often used by lesbian females to perform intercourse. also used by experimenting chicks who want to know what it feels like to have a penis.
Ceci: "Dude, I'm a chick. I want a strap-on so bad!"

Kelly walked in with a strap on and said, "Angelina, I'm ready for round three."
strap-on by sexypeni January 30, 2008

Strap on sex 

A form of sex preformed by two lesbians by useing a strap on dick to simulate sex by a male to the other.
Ben: "Did you see all those furies last night?"
Blake:"Yeah they where probably having strap on sex."
Strap on sex by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020