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Stramash

Scottish term describing a moment of disorder involving several individuals. usually occurring at taxi ranks, q's at the brew office or in the six yard box moments before every goal scored by Glasgow Rangers.
"you missed a stramash of epic proportions when the walaper tried to jump the taxi q and those two boys went bush!"
by Martin Bell January 9, 2008
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stamped concrete

Coloidal mixed liquid limestone that is artfully designed and is finished by beating a rubber mat into the nearly hard reconstituted stone
That rubber mat looks exactly like Peruvian granite not your normal stamped concrete. I Wonder how monchu pichu did it. Aliens probably

They are the only ones who like to work hard.
by Tonythetiler September 2, 2020
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Personal Stamp

The act of jerking off in one's own hand while their girlfriend sleeps, then being careful not to wake her, rolling over and stright-arming her, plastering her right in the forhead as if she were a peice of airmail. The most common response is one of complete shock and awe, or just: "You've got to be fucking kidding me.
My girlfriend was being a real treat the other night, so I waited for her to fall asleep then gave her my personal stamp.
by Shotty71 January 30, 2007
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Beaver Stamp

To press one's womanhood on the face of a sleeping recipient. (see teabag)
I'm so embarassed. I passed out last night, then Molly beaver stamped me. Now I smell like sturgeon.
by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009
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Moose Stamp

Verb: The act of slapping someone with the labia, leaving a moose-hoof shaped mark.

Noun: The mark left from being 'Moose Stamped'.

Similar to the Mushroom Stamp, but performed by a woman.
The cashier tried to give Julie change for a $10 but she moose stamped him and got change for a $20 instead.
by DJ Clancy F October 15, 2010
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Pagoda stamp

When one takes their erect penis, and forcefully bruises their partner with it three times in a straight line, leaving a series of three mushroom stamps that resembles a pagoda.
Kevin fell asleep before I came, so I gave that drunk passed out bitch a pagoda stamp!
by Jpruss October 14, 2013
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Devil's Steampot

When you intend to give your spouse, or significant other a Dutch Oven, but instead, end up crapping in the bed.
Billy: "Man, did you hear about Pam and Bart breaking up?"
Simon: " What? they broke up? What happened?"
Billy: " When they were getting ready to go to bed, Bart was doing his usual Tom Foolery. He meant to give her a Dutch Oven, but he had really bad taco's before and it turned into a Devil's Steampot."
Simon:" Freakin gross!"
Billy: "No Diggity."
by infirmaryworker September 18, 2011
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