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Stratis

A person who tries to find racism or other negative aspects of anything a person says, no matter how harmless. Usually also a hypocrite, claiming that they are against whatever you are saying whilst also saying things that openly or backhandedly put forth similar ideas.
Sometimes shortened to “strat”.
Person 1: Oh my god making people wait until 18 to vote is racist, 12 year olds should be able to vote
Person 2: dude stop being such a stratis
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stratisfaction

1.The satisfied feeling you get after a buttload of rock music.
2.The satisfaction of sexual intercourse with a fender stratocaster guitar.
The stratisfaction was okay..I guess.
You've been stratisfied.
by Bryan & Brittly December 7, 2006
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strait edge

Those pussies that are afraid to have any fun in life
they think it makes them "cool" by abstaining from drugs, alcohol, sex outside of marriage, etc...all the fun things in life. They also tend to be vegetarian or vegan. Come on. Submit to peer pressure. Don't be afraid to have a little fun every once in a while other than just beating off all day, you pussies. I used to be a vegetarian, but I realized how much of a bitch I was being.

They are easily picked out of a crowd by the numerous "X" (meaning "hadcore")and "V" (meaning "Vegetarian" or "Vegan") symbols that they have either drawn on themselves or, in extreme cases, tattooed on their bodies. They have yet to realize that they will regret said tattoos in a few years.
Nathan is strait edge and, but those "V" tattoos on the back of his arms make me want to punch him in the face.
by scary bear September 26, 2006
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strait up

john:dawg she has a phat ass
Me:strait up dawg
by Cricket October 27, 2003
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the strait guy

Someone who cannot spell.
Queer eye for....
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
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strait

something that you can say in public not referring to people but is gay.
Instead of "that shirt is so gay", you would say "that shirt is so strait.
by Juat September 3, 2007
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500 volts strait to the nipple

Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah
by Shhocker December 18, 2017
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