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Urban Self Storage

Storage that is tailored to the needs of people and businesses who live in an urban environment, like London.
Who dem new guys f*ckin sh*t up in storage? Oh that's HOLD, the new urban self storage people
by BillyMoss87 August 20, 2024
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storage shafter

a man who shoves random stuff in his penis hole
man 1: yo person is a storage shafter, he put 2 oreos in there
man 2: do you think he could fit 3
man 1: maybe
by qrxzzy December 8, 2024
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Smoke Storage

when a guy hits a vape and exhales it inside of a woman’s vagina by spreading it open.
Jake just perform a smoke storage on his aunty last night.
by water rust January 27, 2022
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BLIND STORAGE EYES

The same as STORAGE EYES.

A past that is never caught and reviewed.
It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.

How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022
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