An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.
People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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Someone or something that has done something so stupid and idiotic that calling then stupid just isn't enough. Skoodge is reserved for people that screw you over, but not permanently. For example, if someone broke your phone, they wouldn't be a skoodge because that's serious. However, if someone threw a rotten peach at your face followed by other soiled fruit, you would call them a skoodge.
Someone or something that has done something so stupid and idiotic that calling then stupid just isn't enough. Skoodge is reserved for people that screw you over, but not permanently. For example, if someone broke your phone, they wouldn't be a skoodge because that's serious. However, if someone threw a rotten peach at your face followed by other soiled fruit, you would call them a skoodge.
Carson: "I was talking with the girl I like and this guy came over and interrupted our conversation!"
Nathan: "What a skoodge!"
Benji: "We should throw a rotten peach at him!"
Carson: "YES!!"
Nathan: "What a skoodge!"
Benji: "We should throw a rotten peach at him!"
Carson: "YES!!"
by Short Tail August 8, 2014
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by billie joe armstrong April 6, 2005
Get the stooge mug.1. Someone that always bitches about other people yet is a failure himself.
2. Someone who always feels like he has good ideas but actually is just a dumbass.
3. A hybrid between a bitch boy and a faget. An uncultured philistine that believes himself to be a gentleman, when in fact everyone knows he's just a stooge.
4. A clown. But not funny. At all.
5. A kid who has the word "Replica" branded along the side of his dick.
2. Someone who always feels like he has good ideas but actually is just a dumbass.
3. A hybrid between a bitch boy and a faget. An uncultured philistine that believes himself to be a gentleman, when in fact everyone knows he's just a stooge.
4. A clown. But not funny. At all.
5. A kid who has the word "Replica" branded along the side of his dick.
Kenneth is a stooge. He would like think he was a gentleman.
"Hey I heard Kenneth bitching about some pedo before."
"What a stooge."
"Hey I heard Kenneth thought he could take on the Three Gentlemen"
"Is he serious? Wow, what a stooge!."
Julius Caesar was a stooge. So is Kenneth. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH.
"Hey I heard Kenneth bitching about some pedo before."
"What a stooge."
"Hey I heard Kenneth thought he could take on the Three Gentlemen"
"Is he serious? Wow, what a stooge!."
Julius Caesar was a stooge. So is Kenneth. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH.
by The Three Gentlemen February 28, 2010
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