London Switcheroo

Inserting a tube down your urethra while masterbating, switching your ejaculate for hot gravy, creating a great side for your fish and chips.

Boy- "Baby im hungry can we do a London Switcheroo tonight"
Girl- "Sure I'll get the tube, call John and tell him to to pop to the chippy"

by BlickBoiZach March 20, 2018

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Hand switcher

Only weirdos switch hands when walking and the most elite do it too for maximum masterbation

Sam is a hand switcher

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ammo switcher

when you just busted a nut and then you pee

i just pulled an ammo switcher

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Snitches get Stitches

Slang for people who inform the 5-0 or diss a dude to The Feds who are about to turn into a marked man.

I thought Franklin rode for the hood and all, but now he ratted us to the Feds. He's gonna get taught the meaning of hood respect. As the old saying goes, Snitches get Stitches!

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When one needs to use a public restroom to take a #2 and finds that he is not alone. Because he is too embarrassed to take a shit while another is present, that individual fakes to use a urinal until the other person leaves the restroom and then switches to a toilet for a #2.

Man 1: I had to take a massive dump today while I was in class.

Man 2: OK?

Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.

by kennyj48 October 24, 2013

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