Switched On

1. Beyond turned on.

2. To personally know many important people in high positions that can be called upon for favors.

3. An intelligent person who is also on the ball.

1. Seeing your titty text made me so switched on I can't stand it.

2. Cain didn't have any problem finding a job because his father is so switched on.

3. You can trust what Willy says because he really is switched on.

by kookaburra September 17, 2010

sitched

to make ready. to provide appropriate care in preparations. to act toward readiness.

..we sitched up our saddles, and rode to Sanora last night.

by Dr. Lowel Michael July 26, 2005

Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.

Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.

by 1Head June 2, 2019

stitches.is.happy

stitches.is.happy is a bitch who eats and fucks grunts and hates vore

“oh hay loozer do u know stitches.is.happy?” “oh ur talking abt that bitch who fucks grunts?” “ya”

by stitches.is.happy July 18, 2021

Stitcher

A stitcher is a word the boys use when someone going to suck a stitchy b and get sent west because they can’t hack the weed

Hew shay hew callum
What Jimmy
Come suck a stitcher boys

Sounds like a plan jimmy let’s go wickedy west

by Pottsie-7 March 7, 2022

Stitches

An extremely adorable female with bitchin' hair, who often picks her nose in public and gets away with it. Usually can be seen killing bitches and supermanning some hoes. She will pop a cap in the ass of many bitches. Also lives off of french fries and orange juice. Can also digest french whores.

Stitches is one bitchin' chick, yo.

by Carlitches January 24, 2008

stitches

(adj)- a word and/or nickname to describe someone who will get you high, hooked on songs, in lots of trouble and cause your grades to plummet but continues to form a close bond with everyone. They walk around with Sony Ericcson phones and iPods.

They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.

They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.

S: Let's go everyone, fucking let's swim.
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!

by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008