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Stitch dick

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me
by 12dajango June 3, 2018
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Extra Stitch

After a woman has given birth it is common for the man to ask the doctor if he could, "give her an EXTRA STITCH down there".

A mythical stitch to make a womans vagina tighter after giving birth.

In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.
Honey, do you think our insurance will cover the, "extra stitch".

Hey, Doc, can you give her an, "extra stitch".
by charles balls February 28, 2011
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Pic Stitch

A collage of two or more images, usually brought together symmetrically to create a single picture. Can be used to demonstrate visually how someone or something has changed over time.
Check out this pic stitch of Jimmy. He's dropped a lot of weight this year!
by D.S. Credito September 9, 2016
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love stitch

An extra stitch when closing the vagina's wounds (after giving birth). Makes it tighter.
I asked the doc to put in a love stitch so things would tighten up down there.
by Voxel January 12, 2006
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Stitching

To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.
"Oh man, I stitched the bong"
"I just stitched myself up"
by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005
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Stitch

by Edward Goslin March 12, 2004
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Rip and Stitch

To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.
Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.

Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.

Frank: Ouch!
by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2014
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