facebook stakeout

the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.

a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.

by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009

Ego-spike

A temporary increase in an individuals arrogance, typically showing lack of restraint in restraining one's personal egocentric tendencies. Sometimes consisting of the momentary collapse of the humility of an individual.

Mayci: "Dude. I'm so awesome."
Seth: "Bro, you totally just had an ego-spike."

by iqforu February 27, 2011

SpikeTV

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.

SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

please say sike

when you are very confused on someone elses opinion and dont know how to react so you ask please say sike

dude 1: bro i fucked ur dad
dude 2 : please say sike

by fairdalian smith August 10, 2019

Spike

pouring alcohol into something

"omg! someone spiked the punch!"

by bobbette July 14, 2003

stiked

The quintessential merger between stoked and siked.

I am so stiked about Halo 3.

by wallyball fanboi January 27, 2007

Spike dyke

A gothic type dyke, one who might wear fishnets/fishnet shirts, spikes (hence the name) etc.

"Oh man, look at the spike dyke, she's totally checking you out"

by Frances April 23, 2004