Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.

Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.

by soo geun September 25, 2013

Louisiana Fruit Stick

First, a male puts on a brown cloth to represent Fred Flinstone and then he engages with a female. After performing anal with a female, the male then proceeds to shove his penis inside a pineapple while twisting his nipples and screaming the names of every fruit known to man kind.

"Nothing gets me wetter than a man performing a Louisiana fruit stick!" - Every attractive bitch

by Louisiana fruit stick October 17, 2014

sticazzi

Typical italian slang expression, it could assume different meanings in different regions. Predominantly used in Rome (Lazio) to manifest complete indifference regarding a certain issue. In other regions (such as Emilia-Romagna) it is generally used to express rather opposite feelings, such as astonishment or stupefaction.

Guy from Lombardia: "Amici, devo darvi una triste notizia. Silvio Berlusconi è morto la scorsa notte" ("Dear friends, I am sad to announce that Silvio Berlusconi died last night")
Guy from Emilia-Romagna: Sticazzi! Era ora! (Really? It was high time!)
Guy from Lazio: E sticazzi! (I don't give a fuck!)

by sheps3 August 11, 2010

stickbook

Australian slang for Adult pornographic print publications.
Glossy format enables easy removal of fluid spillage.
Most commly read by males and butch lesbians in luchrooms at places of employment.
Known cure for blueballs syndrome.

My stickbooks arrive via mail subscription.

by gladi June 26, 2008

F-Stick

The male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area. Can be used as a noun to describe someone you feel is an idiot or stupid, such as a 'tool'. Literally meaning Fuck Stick.

You're such an F-Stick. Listen here F-Stick, you don't know what you're talking about.

by Manley Hall November 15, 2007

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

elmers stick

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011