all hail lord fucking gaben
only get games from steam or I will hit you were the sun don't shine!
by pet russian July 3, 2020
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A video game launcher. Steam is owned by Valve and run by our true lord and savior Gaben. Steam is so great because Gaben blesses us with constant sales and the latest games on the market. Most games give you great quality for a good price, unlike some other launchers. (*cough cough* Origin *cough cough*)
"Hey, do you have a Steam account? If you do, that's cool. My username is GeoStrat."
by LilNep April 25, 2019
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Me: Any Y'all Checked Steam?
Friend: No, Why
Me: That's it, We cant do this anymore
by McBuschmann May 27, 2019
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Tired, worn out, exhausted, having a medical issue, how you feel after a fight you beat in. Can be used in sentence if you dont feel good or you are tired for example:
Yo I just got steamed! I feel mad steamed right now.
by jmsmilin September 28, 2020
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Greg: Dinner was great, and then it steamed.

Benny: We were both running for the lavatory, and then it steamed.
by gooseway May 23, 2010
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A program designed by VALVe to make more money out of their games, and convenience gamers by auto updating games, and adding a friends/im system. This makes them more money because they dont have to pay the publisher as much money so instead of getting 15 bucks a copy after all the publishing fees, they get about 40. It was released over one and a half years ago with many bugs, those bugs were fixed, but people still blame steam on their crappy comp
steam is much better, just because ur 4 year old comp and ur 56k connection cant run the game fast, doesn't mean its steam fault. What would u rather do, Wait for 5 hours inline on fileplanet, or directly download content from one of steam 44 content servers.
by Scarface November 30, 2004
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