Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium

The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

NO

Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!

by preqq May 28, 2008

Stadium

Not everybody wants a new one because a team owner does. That doesn't mean the owner should get to hold the team hostage until taxpayers meet his demands, and threaten to move the team, not when the previous owner wouldn't try it.

People seemed happy enough with the stadium that was there before the new owner showed up, he was really the one that wanted the new stadium built the most.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

Stadium Patriot

Someone more concerned with the trappings of the United States--the flag, standing for the anthem, etc.--than the actual values of freedom and democracy on which the country was founded.

The stadium patriots are up in arms again because the sportsball players knelt for the national anthem.

by Jill the Pill August 8, 2019

Spring Stadium

A Spring Stadium is a stadium made of springs. You can use it when you want to talk about a stadium made of springs.

Person 1: We should build a stadium made of springs. A Spring Stadium if you will.
Person 2: It's Fall

by Legalize Spring Stadium August 26, 2020

Eating a westlake stadium hotdog

When a bald man takes a westlake band director under the bleachers and fellates him during halftime.

Dude, Nigel got caught eating a westlake stadium hotdog… people are getting fired

by Notexactlystable October 6, 2022

Stadium seat

When your butt tingles from sitting on a hard surface for too long.

I don't want to go to the football game, I get stadium seat from sitting on the bleachers.

by Amberleighta September 1, 2016

Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.

Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...

by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009