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Snorgtees Guy

Someone who obviously is too slow to edit his own ad.

Fail.
To see a Snorgtees GUY is the rarest thing on the planet.
Maybe if got a boob job, you'd see him advertising t-shirts.

I guess they just make them t-shirts for gals.
by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010
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Snorg chick

Those girls that are kinda hot (do able) but for some reason are not incredibly attractive.

Originates from urbandictionary.com T-shirt adds.
ay dude she's pretty hot!

yeh kinda, she looks like a snorg chick...

tru dat'
by mcteachualot September 7, 2010
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smorge

(n) the part of the body between the male genitals and the belly button that grows pubic hair (usually used to describe untamed and exceedingly long pubic hair)
1. the valuptuous forest of extremely long pubic hair
2. dude i need to shave my smorge
3. george don't touch my smorge
by Pete Barra February 17, 2009
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Snorg

The sound you make when you laugh and snort at the same time, like when milk or Coke gets snotted out of your nose when you laugh.
Person A : tells a joke with an unexpected funny punch line.
Person B: Snorg
by captain.idea.man June 15, 2015
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Snorgtees Hater

Intelligent people who have better things to do on Urban Dictionary than look at whores wearing ugly t-shirts with jokes that are not funny.

These people are generally those who want to achieve more in life than be a Urban Dictionary ad whore. Some of the more advanced Snorgtee Haters also have ad blockers so they do not have to look at the bitches in the ads.
(NOTE: This is a conversation between a Snorgtees Hater and a desperate nerd who comes on Urban Dictionary only to look at the ads).

Nerd: Hey man, why do you always hate on these hot babes?! I mean come on now!! Get a life and stop using the hate you have for yourself against someone else. You're just jealous you're not on these ads! Wouldn't you want me beating off to you?

Snorgtee Hater: Do you insinuate, that I should tolerate, such diabolical nonsense from an inferior little shit head like you? I feel sorry for you...
by Mr. Abstract Zebra January 19, 2011
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snorg tees

A T-Shirt company that advertises on Urban Dictionary quite often. They use unoriginal jokes, like Jason (the chainsaw killer) looking at a calender that says "Friday the 12th."

Oh, how funny.

Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
I saw another Snorg Tees ad today. It just showed a girl with huge boobs wearing a shirt that said "if zombies are coming, I'm tripping you." Really a turn-off, despite the huge boobs.
by plain goldfish January 25, 2011
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Snorgtees

A shirt company that thinks that having women with large titties modeling their t-shirts will justify the fact of how mindnumbingly not funny the shirts themselves are.
Person surfing UD: Wow look at the rack on that one! Nice, but its still not enticing enough for me to even consider purchasing one of those Snorgtees shirts. What a bad sales gimmick.
by Snorgtitties December 6, 2011
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