squttle

When a woman on her period roams around the room and sits on furniture

"Why does Marissa keep changing seats?"
"She's on her period, so she squttles"

by Squttlee November 5, 2013

swurtle

Cool way of saying turtle

Hey swurtle

by Mustang1004 April 9, 2015

Squartle

Strangle to kill; squash to kill

Omg my sister just squartled that bug yesterday!

Dont squartle him, let him die peacefully!

by Nightmare_a7x March 29, 2017

Squirtle

When a women squirts or sprays on someone's face..

I was going down in the bitch and she squirtled on my fuckin face..

by HoustonUberGuy August 3, 2017

Squirtler

When a women is pleasured to the point a water substance comes out of its pussy

Wow, man, she’s a squirtler!

by Tre amigos June 13, 2019

Spurtle

When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d

Stephanie was waiting for the money shot and got Spurtle’d nice and proper Instead!

by Def Silken October 10, 2019

Snurtle

When someone so slow you can't tell if they a snail or a turtle

Cherie: " What's taking that dude so long?"

Brady: "That snurtle only moves in one speed. I'm gonna fire him."

by Super Shredder February 12, 2022