Ur Hair Square

An insult with such unspeakable power that mere words can't sufficiently describe it. God, Allah, Yahweh, Jesus, Yuhuang, Amaterasu, Bathala, Brahman, Buddha, Jupiter and Zeus once converged together just to prevent this insult from being known to any living creature.

Tony: ur mom gay
Brad: ur dad lesbian
Tony: ur grandpap a trap
Brad: ur uncy funcy
Tony: ur cat fat
Brad: ur dog a nignog
Tony: ur family tree LGBT
Brad: Alright... I didn't want to have to do this... but you left me no choi-
Tony: Shut up! Ur ancestors ince-
Brad: UR HAIR SQUARE

As Brad goes Super Saiyan, he causes the universe to start engulfing itself and chaotically recreating itself over and over again. This painful cycle is continued for 100 days until all known deities and religious figures work together to stop it. Thus the universe returns to normal. However, it has also turned into a universe where Tony knows nothing but the pain, suffering, and agony brought about by those three dreaded words...

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 5, 2019

no no square

no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square
no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square
no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square
no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square
no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square

no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square

by Syntire May 18, 2020

spongebob squarepants

A naive little yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple, loves to work and whose best friend is a braincell-deprived starfish named Patrick.

Cartoons are my religion and Spongebob is my priest.

by KrabbyPatty June 14, 2005

Bradley square

A destroyed convoy of Western equipment from the 2023 Ukrainian Zaporizhia offensive, consisting of a Leopard 2A6 and multiple Bradley IFVs arranged in a little square. Infamous for being one of the first moments of large scale NATO equipment losses in Ukraine.

"Hey, did you see that video of Bradley square last night?"
"Yeah, it's wild how the khokhols drove and extra 4 bradleys into the pileup. lol"

by online_pseudonym June 13, 2023

Not Your Square

When someone is out of their usual style. Or when people attempt things that are not "them".

Zak: "Yo is that skinny jeans you got on?"
Ibby: "Yeah, they fit dumb good."
Zak: "Yo thats not your square."

by LilKetchup August 13, 2009

square family

Usually a group of highly popular 'Grebs' with a reputation for loyalty and willingness to protect any goth, punk, grep, etc. but mostly honour there own. known to hang out in town squares and are easily identifiable by a leader type and several friends, both male and female.

Chav: Yo, who dey?
Punk: That's the square family, ya dont wanna fuck wit them.

chav walks over actin buff... square family laugh and then proceed to beat him into a coma.

by MosherBunni January 9, 2008

Square Root Day

Square root day is a humorous holiday celebrated on dates where the day and the month are both the square root of the last two digits in the current year.

For example, the last square root day was March 3, 2009 (3/3/09), and the next square root day will be April 4, 2016 (4/4/16).

by xxhowwiexx March 3, 2009