squinch

Squinting in anguish

Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!

by Jonathan T. aka Jonaphin June 20, 2006

squinch

A square inch. if you didn't fiure that out, your an idiot.

it's 7 squinches thick.

by Tarliex McDavidson January 24, 2010

squinch

verb. to poop

Damn, pull over at the Kwikmart, I gotta squinch

by mike sucks June 25, 2003

squincy

one who is to squint and stare at something or somone

I couldn't focus when squinting so I had a squincy moment.

by thesmartestkidonthecheeseblock September 11, 2014

Squinch

The look you pull when you get kicked in the gooch

My friend got kicked in th gooch while playing football and his face squinched

by lionman1991 December 27, 2010

squinch

What is done to a ginch (c.f.).

Hey, Ohio, squinch that ginch!

by Lord McSquinch (bart.) October 31, 2004

squinch

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 3, 2003