squidgets

Pulsating lady parts

While heavy petting my gf, I noticed her lady parts were pulsating. Heavily. No joke it felt like a lubed-up human heart down there. She had a mad case of the squidgets.

Synonym: wet lady boner
Antonym: blue balls

by psydekik March 15, 2013

squidge

To crap your pants.

Damn that ex-lax!*SQuidge* Oh my god.

by Borble August 20, 2003

SQUIDGE

n. a fishing term used to describe various types of filamentous algae that grow in the water. Filamentous algae is basically green, wet, and very slimey, sometimes it is mistakenly reffered to as "moss" which really only grows on trees.

I went fishing today and the squidge was terrible, I couldn't keep the squidge off the lures I was throwing.

by Steve Brinkerhoff April 4, 2008

squidgy

After you take a shit and not wipe very well. Then, when you sweat it goes down your butt crack and they mix together. Thus, forming a mixture of slipperness in your butt cheeks.

After getting done in the gym I noticed I had some squidgy going on.

by Ontilt April 19, 2006

squidgely

(skwi-JEL-lee)
1)Something thats squidge
2)a squishy and squigly object
3)pressure in the bed

ex. Dude that monkey is squidgely
She's so squigly, i forgot how to erect myself
Your dad looks squidgely

by Skippy Johanseh the IIIIIIII April 29, 2007

Squidley

An uncommon British slang term meaning Quid, or to put it another way, 100 pence, 1 pound sterling.

Can I borrow a squidley, mate?
That'll be two 'an 'alf squidleys, mate.

by UKDK November 28, 2010

squidge

1. n. That last annoying drop of cum or piss that drips from your dick (or out of your twat) when you think you're all cleaned up
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles

1. When I yanked my dick out and rolled off the bitch, she got squidge all over the bed.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.

by EmperorKO February 16, 2003