squidge

The pinch and expand gesture used on computer touch screens.

Can you squidge that a little so I can read what it says?

by Gehnan October 15, 2016

Squidgely

An object whose texture is rubbery in nature and uneven, while simultaneously being squishy.

Duuuuudddeee that sea anemone was so trill and Squidgely!!!????

by Emoney123455678 September 4, 2016

squidge

A bizarre sexual act performed specifically upon a member of the cast of Neighbours or Emmerdale

Jules said he'd love to sidle up to her and squidge

by Pyker Grove July 19, 2016

Squidge

A super gay piece of fleshy, soft, acne-covered meat. They often fantasize about doing the gomorrah with Jeff Goldblum or the adele with steve buscemi. Synonym: oliver.

"Hey, squidge, wake up. OLIVER, you have school band practice now."
*whispers in sleep* "Steve Buscemi..."

by Bitch boy.com July 26, 2018

Squidge

The act of squeezing your penis from bottom to top to get the left-over semen out after a nut.

Darn, I forgot to squidge! Now my dick is glued to my undies!

by AGBJ May 14, 2019

squidgecunt

A bit of good side action but often smelling a bit like garbage

Harry ain't been round much since his new squidgecunt done got him runnin mad

by Enderboyplayzyt June 14, 2019

Squidge

A portmanteau of squeeze and smidge referring to a small portion of hand-sanitizer commonly dispersed into the palm.

Yo bro can I get a squidge of that hand sanny? Not tryna catch the ‘rona.

by FlamingoJoe August 20, 2020