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squeaky bum time

Old Glaswegian saying for "On the verge of shiting yourself", commonly said in the closing stages of a football match when their is a one goal difference between teams, and the other team is going hell for leather in an attempt to score a goal.
It was squeaky bum time for Man Utd earlier, as Chelsea scored to bring the score to 2-1 with 5 minutes injury time remaining.
by kolapop May 30, 2011
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squeeny

small, usually having been ripped or broken off of a larger whole. See teeny. See squeen.
Before the championship yodeling match, Rupert secretly took a squeeny bit of Billiam's flax seed granola bar.
by angrylizard March 16, 2016
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squeeker

(noun) high-pitched fart that almost sounds like it's asking a question. usually caused by stress or an attempt by the farter to stifle the fart. signifies a tight or clenched anus.
Did you hear that squeeker during the meeting? Yeah, sorry, that was me.
by Gippy September 7, 2005
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squeaky clean

Free from moral fault or taint; someone who was born into perfect family and his life is so perfect that he or she can't hande anything bad.
Don't you think Tim is cute?
He isn't "cute" but squeaky clean!
by Dajra February 27, 2016
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squeaky clean wedgie

When a victim gets a normal wedgie then spun around and given a Melvin (frontal wedgie) pretty much flossing the underwear through the victims ass.
My "friend" gave me a squeaky clean wedgie when he finished the part in between my ass and my crotch felt like it was on fire. Then he gave it to me again and duct taped it their tied my arms and legs up and hung me by my thighty whites.
by Funnan3D March 4, 2014
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Get squeaky

To get oneself clean as from taking a bath or to shower. To refer to getting squeaky clean.
I reek so bad from a hards day work that I can't wait to get squeaky.
by cpetkunas July 4, 2019
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squeaky door

When a girl is jerking off a guy with lube and its the noise that is made from the friction of the lube, cum and furious hand motion of the girl in a flurry of sound.
Jimmy, what a squeaky door that one was!
by kUNG JOC June 10, 2007
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