matthew is a squeaker

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.

"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark

by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022

squeaker

Term applied to irritating young female (or group thereof)on bus/in bar/at work, who is constantly gibbering and giggling in a high-pitched voice.



British, pan-regional, although rare.

That squeaker over there is doing my head in!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Squeaker

A dry snitcher. A person who unintentionally tells on someone. No malicious intent is involved in being a squeaker.

A snitch is a squealer. A dry snitch is a squeaker.

Person 1: "I accidentally squeaked what you told me last week to the teacher."
Person 2: "I told you not to tell anyone!"
Person 1: "Dude, I'm sorry, like I said I didn't mean to."

by BAYBEE82 December 11, 2010

squeaker

An annoying thirteen year old, who decides it is not nice to troll him once, when he trolls you hundreds of times.

'That kid Kyl is such a squeaker.'

by KRQ2000 October 22, 2013

Squeaker

A retarded kid using a mic on ps4 that is really annoying and that you should mute instantly

Person 1: Oh God it’s him no no no the squeaker quickly mute him or else
Person 2: What’s a squeak.....
Squeaker: *high pitched voice* WHATS UP NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Person 2: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Player 427: has left the game
Player 5907: has left the game
Player 816: has left the game

by Ree69UwU*Slurp May 1, 2019

Squeaker

A squeaker is a common name for a 6.9 year old child who knows way too many swear words (such as fuck you, or, die you cunt!). He almost makes you question if he is actually a 69 year old pedophile who is targeting children in the Hypixel bedwars server. The squeaker also is 100% convinced that he is in a sexually intimate relationship with your mother. All in all, the squeaker is the most annoying gay-mers (gamers) on the planet.

The squeaker kept yelling: "I FUCKED UR MUM! I FUCKED UR MUM! SHE LIKED IT! SHE LIKED IT!"

by Long w e e n boi November 7, 2019

Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.

Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020