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squattel

The act of squatting to defecate when a proper toilet is not available
Jon ran behind the tree to squattel because no toilet was nearby.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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squat beat

To masturbate whilst in a squatting position.
Tell ya what dude, my legs are killing this morning, I spent all weekend squat beating!

Can't wait to get home, I seriously need to have a good squat beat.
by Eddie Bear January 2, 2009
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Office Squatter

Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.

Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.

Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.

See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.

Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
by Deconblu August 22, 2010
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squat juice

the pleasing nice-smelling beverage which acumulates on the floor of squat raves- natural and nutritious, asbestos guarunteed!
ahhhh blud my face is all covered in sqaut juice
by kilroy April 21, 2005
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Carolina Squat

Corrected definition with the simple addition of two words

Faggot rich wannabee redneck/wigger hybrids raise the front of their trucks and simultaneously lower the back resulting in a large rake. Also they try fit the biggest tires possible. Usually found in NC/SC and across the south.

It renders the truck completely useless for carrying any weight as well as dangerous because of reduced visibility over the hood and the headlights pointing at the sky. It is arguable that it also reduces the braking ability of the front brakes (the front brakes do most of the brake work on a vehicle) do to a shift in weight toward the rear.
Normal person 1: wow look at that faggot listening to colt ford with that stupid carolina squat on his truck

normal person 2: I bet his mommy bought him that truck...why is he driving so fast?

normal person 1: probably late for his tee time at the country club

Normal person 3: i bet hes got a cock to go squat on
by Satanisgod April 27, 2020
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Squat Text

Sending/receiving text messages while while taking a shit. See also squat talk
Jim: <banging on door> You've been in the bathroom for over an hour! What the fuck are you doing in there?

Dan: I am squat texting! Leave me alone!
by Cell Buzz January 13, 2009
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jack diddly squat

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing
Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!
by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007
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