squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet

Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...

by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007

Squashed

To be sat on and get your toes licked

Oh no I was in my room and someone squashed me

by COOLGIRL357 September 22, 2018

squashee

something that
a) should be squashed
b) was squashed
c) is being squashed
d) sounds squishy
e) a mongoose

Dinshu was our squashee!!!

by nottobar March 9, 2004

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012

Squashies

A female with usually large squashable breasts

"ooh, look at your big squashies"

by TheFerociousMercenary June 19, 2017

squashed chickpeas

THE HOTTEST, CUTEST, MOST TALENTED, AMAZING SEVEN BOYS TO EVER EXIST.

BTS are squashed chickpeas?
YES, because they're so talented and genuine and sweet.

by disobae June 12, 2018