Monkey-spank

A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.

Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)

by Reverend Tremendous Embakwame August 6, 2007

Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

by Marc April 3, 2005

monkey spank

Male siemen, male fluid

She had monkey spank all over face.

by Chrismm September 29, 2005

spank your monkey

when a female masturbates

Did he watch you spank your monkey.

by Capn A Hole July 20, 2008

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 5, 2005

spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018