White female who tends only to date black guys.
Based on the porn star of the same name who speacialises in interracial porn, claiming to be the web's first "black cock only slut".
Spring Thomases usually fall into one of the following categories:
1. An out and out slut who simply loves cock, committed to the belief that black means bigger, rougher, and therefore better for her overall requirement. See example 1 below.
2. A prissy little rich kid who eats the black meat to piss daddy off for selfish gain. See example 2 below.
3. A hippy girl who considers herself to be "culturally curious", who thinks that sleeping with black guys is some social experiment, putting herself in touch with her supposed earthy ancestral roots. See example 3 below.
4. A dumb-ass middle-class white chick who sees black guys as fashion accessories. See example 4 below.
5. A variation to this is the "Part time Spring Thomas":
A white chick who'll go out and revenge fuck a black guy just to get one up on her cheating (white) boyfriend. See example 5 below.
Despite the various reasons for being a "Spring Thomas", they are all united by their ability to be simultaneously offensive to both Caucasians and African Americans.
Based on the porn star of the same name who speacialises in interracial porn, claiming to be the web's first "black cock only slut".
Spring Thomases usually fall into one of the following categories:
1. An out and out slut who simply loves cock, committed to the belief that black means bigger, rougher, and therefore better for her overall requirement. See example 1 below.
2. A prissy little rich kid who eats the black meat to piss daddy off for selfish gain. See example 2 below.
3. A hippy girl who considers herself to be "culturally curious", who thinks that sleeping with black guys is some social experiment, putting herself in touch with her supposed earthy ancestral roots. See example 3 below.
4. A dumb-ass middle-class white chick who sees black guys as fashion accessories. See example 4 below.
5. A variation to this is the "Part time Spring Thomas":
A white chick who'll go out and revenge fuck a black guy just to get one up on her cheating (white) boyfriend. See example 5 below.
Despite the various reasons for being a "Spring Thomas", they are all united by their ability to be simultaneously offensive to both Caucasians and African Americans.
1.
White chick: "Fuck me harder cotton picker"
Black dude: "Keep that shit up bitch and I'll break this ass in two, you little Spring Thomas".
White chick: "Mmmm... yeah!!" (push back, push back)
2.
Country Club Member 1: "Gee Todd, my daughter's datin' a black dude."
Country Club Member 2: "Heck Josh, maybe it's time to buy her that Mercedes Benz. You don't want her to become a Spring Thomas."
3.
Black dude 1: "You seen that hot hippy chick moved in across the street?"
Black dude 2: "Hell yeah, me and Simon spit roasted it last night".
Black dude 3: "Sweet man, a white chick with dreads - I knew she'd be a real Spring Thomas."
4.
White bimbo 1: "Hey-ya Sara, what ya doin'?"
White bimbo 2: "Crusin' for black guys - Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton have both been seen with one".
White bimbo 3: "Ooo, you little Spring Thomas, hee hee hee hee".
5.
White guy 1: "Shit dude, I know I cheated on Jane, but she didn't have to go and take black dick up her ass."
White guy 2: "Relax guy, she's just being a part time Spring Thomas, she'll be back eating white bread before you know it."
White chick: "Fuck me harder cotton picker"
Black dude: "Keep that shit up bitch and I'll break this ass in two, you little Spring Thomas".
White chick: "Mmmm... yeah!!" (push back, push back)
2.
Country Club Member 1: "Gee Todd, my daughter's datin' a black dude."
Country Club Member 2: "Heck Josh, maybe it's time to buy her that Mercedes Benz. You don't want her to become a Spring Thomas."
3.
Black dude 1: "You seen that hot hippy chick moved in across the street?"
Black dude 2: "Hell yeah, me and Simon spit roasted it last night".
Black dude 3: "Sweet man, a white chick with dreads - I knew she'd be a real Spring Thomas."
4.
White bimbo 1: "Hey-ya Sara, what ya doin'?"
White bimbo 2: "Crusin' for black guys - Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton have both been seen with one".
White bimbo 3: "Ooo, you little Spring Thomas, hee hee hee hee".
5.
White guy 1: "Shit dude, I know I cheated on Jane, but she didn't have to go and take black dick up her ass."
White guy 2: "Relax guy, she's just being a part time Spring Thomas, she'll be back eating white bread before you know it."
by jpeterman July 5, 2006
to get a boner
yo man me and my homes sprung mad bs last night
yo dancin makes me spring bs lelft and right
quit it! im gonna spring a b
yo dancin makes me spring bs lelft and right
quit it! im gonna spring a b
by 3000labels September 17, 2009
by derkaderk March 11, 2005
A school district in York Springs, Pennsylvania. The main factions amongst students there are the hicks, hicks who vape, and the hicks who watch anime.
Occasionally (of course) there is the odd minority of nerds that will spit thoughtless talking points parroted from reddit at you, but the majority of people will find it hysterical if you shout "penis!"
Also everyone in the school should do track and field for at least one whole season.
Also shortened to "Berm"
Occasionally (of course) there is the odd minority of nerds that will spit thoughtless talking points parroted from reddit at you, but the majority of people will find it hysterical if you shout "penis!"
Also everyone in the school should do track and field for at least one whole season.
Also shortened to "Berm"
Berm Student: "Red and blue makes.. green, right?"
Normal Person: "Aw hell nah is that what they're teaching you at Bermudian Springs?"
Normal Person: "Aw hell nah is that what they're teaching you at Bermudian Springs?"
by Adrian K loves you April 14, 2023
The News: There was 147 people killed in the tragic fire.
You: 147????? I LOVVVVEEEE THAT NUMBERRRRR *plays the extended mix of Bizarre Love Triangle*
Everyone in a unison monotone voice: Springs to Mind...
You: 147????? I LOVVVVEEEE THAT NUMBERRRRR *plays the extended mix of Bizarre Love Triangle*
Everyone in a unison monotone voice: Springs to Mind...
by ObsessionWith3D August 24, 2023
Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked. A Bangladeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked, and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As nobody seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on, but soon he tried to hug female flight attendants. When the crew members rejected him, he reportedly became aggressive and groped a flight attendant. With the help of some of the passengers, the cabin crew managed to subdue the man, and tie his hands with a piece of cloth for the rest of the flight. One of the passengers captured the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refuse to confirm details of the incident, the photo of a man with his bottom sticking out of his pants and hands tied up emerged online. The disruptive passenger was arrested on arrival.
Radiator springs
Radiator springs
by Number 7 December 6, 2020
by trueariesbeauty June 17, 2008