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Latchkey Spouse

(n.) A person who works a full-time job, comes home to find their spouse not home because they left for their full-time time job mintues before the other arrived; a couple who have conflicting occupational schedules, and one or the other will come home to an empty house.
"Frank and Agnes have conflicting work schedules, they barely see each other!"

"I didn't know they were both a Latchkey Spouse."
by thecrotchetyoldcnic December 15, 2015
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Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.
Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath
by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020
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Nepo spouse

Receiving a position or benefits you are wildly unqualified for, solely due to your marital relations.
Is Hillary still trying to run for President? She’s such a nepo spouse.
by Laila12345678 June 13, 2024
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spouse

My spouse is a good person.
by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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