crack spoons

long fingernails on a man

you better cut those crack spoons

by phishman2000 May 12, 2009

Cool-spoons

An accessory for your cool beans. “Cool-spoons” can be used to describe anything cool.

“Bro I just got a new dog!”

“Woah cool-spoons, dude!”

by P.e.s.0 September 7, 2020

Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 5, 2014

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005

steal spoons

slang term for getting wasted

Me: me and liz are gonna go steal spoons tonight, wanna come?
Them: hell yeah!

by thevoicewithin August 5, 2006

Chav Spoons

Fingers, used to eat crap fast food on the street when quality plastic cutlery is not available.

Give us a feel, Katy" "Piss off, Peter! Yer chav spoons are all greasy from that KFC

by Zinc Bark Bottom March 9, 2011

magic spoons

slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.

Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!

by jdawd March 9, 2009