spooner

follower of the movement created by spoonkid, the rust youtuber

What's up spooners!

by ChadSh1tOnly February 4, 2022

spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

by im anthony April 14, 2004

spoondagle

A male or female who is physically unattractive and has no personality

The mean ugly person that you can't stand

by Stevo January 1, 2005

spooked moose

While engaging in rear-door entry with a female partner, have an acomplice hide (preferably in a closet). With your two hands spread out, position them over her head like moose antlers. Have the friend jump out of a closet with a camera (flash required) to take a picture, one that resembles a spooked moose. variations can also be played out resembling a deer

That girl totally got a spooked moose from our buddy last night.

by Playa Hat3r March 28, 2007

Spooged

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011

Simon Spooner

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.

That guys such a Simon Spooner!

by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011

Spooner

Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.

"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"

"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."

by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011