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Slobodan Milosevich

Chief protector of Serbian culture in particular, and Western culture in general. A man who should be canonized for his attacks against the Muslim threat.
Slobodan Milosevich is a saint.
by Iblisatan January 29, 2007
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Spokompton

Spokompton is a semi-affectionate, semi-derogatory nickname for the city of Spokane located in Eastern Washington. No, it's not as dangerous as Compton, but giving it a clever name like Spokompton helps its citizens cope with the reality of living in a meth and heroin-infested place that is rife with mental illness and devoid of opportunity.

While there are a lot of really unique and clever people living here, they all give off a sort of tortured soul or damaged goods kind of vibe, even when they try to seem cheery and fun. Most people who live here would rather live in Seattle or Portland, but lack the resources, connections, and willpower to make a permanent move. Usually, the best people can do is save up enough to take a handful of yearly road trips.

But, it's not all bad. Relative to much of the planet and even to much of America, Spokompton is a realistic place to carve out a decent living. Washington state has some of the best healthcare in the United States and you can attend school for ridiculously cheap at SFCC and EWU. Housing is really affordable, restaurants have tolerable variety, and there are no severe humanitarian concerns or disasters to worry about. Every basic human need is easily met here and the nights are extremely peaceful; if you want to lay low and dodge the unrealistic demands of modern life, this is a place to do it.

Chill and dwell, be humble, and learn to love what you got.
"Spokompton is pretty ghetto, but somehow not that dangerous. Maybe the black market here is as bad as the legal market, so gangs don't even bother."

"Spokompton: Not much here, but it's livable. And hey, at least the pressure's off."
by clownprinceoftime June 7, 2017
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spolo

I sport in which large cue-tips (plastic sticks with foam at the tip) are used to hit a dodge ball into a goal. Origin: Toledo, Ohio Maumee Valley. This is short for sponge polo.
Hey, lets go play some spolo.
by Merlin February 27, 2004
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soboro

One of the most powerful gangsta clans in Moscow of late 90-s, headed by the undisputable crime leaders of the South Central (Uzhka, Varshavka) Evgeny Monastirsky-Byk Monah, Andrey Moskowsky-Byk Moskva and Vladimir Byk-Stalnoy-Klyk Aliy. Among the members of the clan were noticed Igor Nachinaushy-Byk-Decl Goon and other inconsiderable becks and calls. Severely competed with St. crime clan, with which signed a peace treaty and further merged in 2001.
With President Putin's coming to power all crime activity in the South Central was suspended, most kingpins imprisonned or killed. Thanks to the front of Soboro, Kiruha - a well-known policeman - the Soboro leaders managed not only to stay alive, but to legalise their crime activity and prosper until now.
Dumb ass punk: "man, my weed is good, word!"
One of the Soboro leaders: "So you want me to put money in you? You know, business here became fucking dangerous, cops watching you, bitch-ass nigers waiting till you slide-off.."
Green ass punk: "chill, man. everything is under control, i dont know, if you are scared..
One of the Soboro leaders: "Hold on! You are talking to the toughest man in the ex-Soviet Union! I run shit, I kill for nothing, don' bring that scared business to me, dont talk to me like that.."
by mohax September 17, 2008
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slobo

A slutty hobo, but not a prostitute. This type of person lives in a tent city and gets passed around among the male hobos. She is characterized by her willingness to perform any sexual act, including (but not limited to) fellatio and the cleveland steamer.
Hobo #1: Where are all the womenfolk?
Hobo #2: Perhaps you are referring to the slobo who lives the next tent flap down. She's in my pants.
by Hobo Watcher April 24, 2008
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Sobored

"Man, I'm sobored; I haven't had a drop to drink in a week."
by Cameron Krout March 30, 2007
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Slobodow

Translating to <i>freedom</i> in Russain, the word Slobodow is also a kick ass last name and those who have it are therefore, totally kick ass.
Damn! That girl is straight Slobodow fo sho!
by jessie rae October 31, 2008
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