splooge pooper

1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.

2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.

tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.

by Nutsakula July 30, 2006

sploof

A tube filled with dryer sheets, used for smoking dank inside yo hizzay with the rents home.

Yo blow that shit thro the sploof before my rentscome up here.

by BongMaster42O November 25, 2003

splooge

the male ejaculatory fluid

I splooged in your girlfriends mouth last night.

by ricky December 21, 2003

sploogette

Female ejaculation

She sploogetted after her climax.

by Sinker November 28, 2003

splooger

One who splooges or is engaged in the act of splooging.

Man, that Adam is such a splooger.

by Ericcccc September 17, 2008

splooge room

1. a designated room exclusively held for ejaculating
2. a room for jizzing
3. a room for sex

Ryan: Dude i brought back a girl last night
George's Dad: seriously?! I hope you brought her to the splooge room
Ryan: The room is completely soiled, way to sticky

by The Rys August 20, 2013

Scrooge Splooge

A Scrooge Splooge entails the participant to reenact the scene from 'A Christmas Carol' in which Ebenezer Scrooge hangs out a window from his house to call down to a boy passing underneath; instead of asking the boy to buy a turkey, you drop a hot nut right in the middle of the cunts face.

Instead of buying my son presents this year, I'm going to give him my very own Scrooge Splooge on Christmas morn, when he's shovelling the snow off the driveway.

by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017