splodge

lazy day, cba to do anything

I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so

by germanevilbitch October 27, 2011

Splodum

Weird shit you find laying around that no one can identify

What is this sick looking splodum on my pants.

by Heylookadog February 13, 2010

'SPLODED

A common phrase shouted by Fortnite players when you get an RPG kill, many times being a sick dunk on someone else.

"get 'SPLODED NERD!" AliA shouted.

by alaskandawn May 23, 2018

Spoody Balloon

A condom

Oh shit, the spoody balloon broke!

by Liptondipper June 12, 2018

The Church of 'splodinity

The Church of 'splodinity (from the word "'splode") is a monotheistic religion. It is the main collective body of 'splodinites across the world.

The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.

See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

"Here sir, have a 'splode News Bible and join us at The Church of 'splodinity every Sunday morning."

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

splode

A type of exploding, but caused by self-inflicted methods.

He held on to the grenade too long, and he sploded.

by nsanity February 5, 2004

splodyhead

It's a person who's so stupid that their head should be blown up. Like many idiots.

Johnny is such a splodyhead, he got all 0s on his report card.

by bloojay June 19, 2004