Spacedock

Similar to heterosexual love-making, only substitute a frozen turd dildo (turdildo) for the man and repeat until messy, warm and satisfied.

Your sister: "Who ate my turdildos? The ones in the Fudgesicle box? Fuck! Now what am I going to spacedock with? Shit! Oh, of course..."

by ancientmariner December 13, 2006

spaced words

when you space out the letters of a word to attempt to be funny when you're not

unfunny man: bro thats g a y
unhumor man: b r o s p a c e d w o r d s a r e s o f u n n y a n d o r i g i n a l
juice wrld fan: d e p r e s s e d
humor man: shut up

spaced words.

by gauxapen March 31, 2021

SpaceDock

To wrap ones foreskin around an object. The bigger the object the more skilled the SpaceDocker

My friend could hold SpaceDock an entire TV remote

by Donkey12 May 27, 2015

splayed

Most gruesome murder of all.

"The man was splayed from the atomic bomb."

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Splacked

Fucked up
Tore up from the floor up.
Twisted
Krunk

Man you're fucking splacked on that shit.

by Fumar August 1, 2008

Splayed

So drunk that you can't do anything but lay down flat on your back with your arms spread out to your sides

Homie drunk too much and splayed right in the middle of the living room.

by Ej October 12, 2014

cumshooting spacedragon

A Red dragon is flying around in space and suddenly get a 50 inches boner.
The dragon then sees a starship. He uses his penis as a gun and begins shooting sperm on the startship until it crashes.

The crew of the space ship sees something out in the horisont. It comes closer and one of the crewmates shouts: OH NO A CUMSHOOTING SPACEDRAGON

by The Space Dragons child March 22, 2021