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shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)
Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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shitfaceded

Caleb: i'm shitfaceded
Dylan: you're slick wasted
by Dossy Silentkilah April 4, 2011
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Shitface

A person who is struck by a debilitating case of diarrhea, explosive or otherwise, and has the misfortune of other stomach related ailments. While relieving said diarrhea the individual is overtaken by the sudden urge to vomit and is forced to do so into the already poo contaminated water. Upon contact with the water’s surface the projectile vomit splashes the contents up into the individuals face… they have just been shitfaced.
Dude, I can't go out with you tonight my stomach feels awful, plus I need a shower I just shitfaced myself in the bathroom.
by Alexander High-tower April 27, 2009
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Shitfaced

1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.

2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.
1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!

2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!
by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009
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Shitface

One whoms face is made of shit and/or is retarded
Your a fuckin shitface!
by BRose420 October 3, 2008
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shitfacemofo

After 14 shots, Jake was a shitfacemofo.
by WiseDraco April 3, 2008
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shitface

ahhhh a bird pooped on you, you shitface
by undeadidiot June 8, 2003
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