Yung Spinach Cumshot

The yungest rapper who makes the best songs about sex and hoes.

Yung Spinach Cumshot: this is my best song
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

Spinackertasium

A quick and spirited spin and or turning motion from an approaching preditor. Such as an un desirable that approches you on the dance floor so you Spinackertasium away to safety.

Let Spinackertasium away from that horse face

by Rebecca Harper May 30, 2006

Spinach Log

The solid green dump taken after eating too may greens, particularly spinach.

Man, I tore into the thanksgiving vegetables and ended up dropping a huge spinach log the next morning.

by Dan A. November 30, 2009

Spinach

Cum.
Sperm.
Ejaculation fluids.
And you ask why?
Here is why:
One ejaculation contains the same amount of proteins, vitamins, minerals, and amino acids as eight ounces of steak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons.

So after someone swallows, they should feel like Popeye after he's had a can of spinach, because of all these nutrients.

Guy 1: Last night I watched her swallow my spinach.
Guy 2: Haha! She be like Popeye now!

by KiaFTW August 31, 2009

eat your spinach

Take care of yourself, eat good food

Mom: Eat your spinach, young man!
Son: what da.. Mom, I just had it last month!

by Mumm February 23, 2011

Spinach Triangle

A threesome between three vegetarian or vegan women.

"OMG you know in like Korea and stuff they like put cats in soup and like eat them."
*Proceeds to eat pussy*
"This Spinach Triangle was such a good idea."

by Baked_____Goods September 9, 2014

Spinach on a taco

Ruins the point of a taco

I got spinach on a taco

by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019