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Sphynx

1. A mythical creature that resembles a centaur with lion body and the wings of a hawk or eagle. In legends, if you do not answer it's riddle it will either kill you or eat you. It is viewed as evil, treacherous, cunning, and ravenous. One story about a young adventurer makes him encounter one of these beasts. He answered it's riddle correctly: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? The young adventurer told the sphinx it was a man, and in the sphynxes anger, it destroyed itself.

2. A variation of hairless cat. It is asscosiated with disgusting animals like slugs, worms, or all else slimy and wrinkly. This is a stereotype that should not be excersized. It tends to have names like "Dobby" or "Smeagle" due to its bald nature. They can be quite cute and respectable if you look beyond the steteotype.
"Ewwww! That Sphynx's bald!"
"Did you hear about that adventurer that made that Sphynx kill itself?"
by Nyan! August 15, 2014
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sphinc

An abbreviated form of the word 'sphincter'.
Dan: hey cutie, can i lick your sphinc?
Peter: sure thing pal
by obidee January 1, 2009
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sphynx

A sphynx is a breed of cat which is most famous for being bald i.e. a hairless pussy. A sphynx is therefore a risque form of female pubic topiary
by Racey October 22, 2003
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SphincterPhone

Device invented by (Bob Dylan's) drummer Sandy Konikoff, a microphone inserted into the anus and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.
Ned Doheny: That SphincterPhone makes you look like an electric rat.
by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004
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Sphincter Wrinkle

I had to shit so bad I tore a sphincter wrinkle
by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008
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Sphincterlicious

When something that you think should taste like ass, ends up tasting pretty good. Or anything metaphorically equal. As in you thought that was going to suck... but it didn't!
"Well Joe I thought having sex with that chubby girl was going to be a bad time but it turned out to be sphincterlicious."
by Clark Graff December 27, 2008
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Sphinctersaurus Rex

The world's most dangerous assholes.
Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, Mohmar Khadafy,
Mahkmoud Ahmadinajad, and Kim Jong-Il all fit the category...
Sphinctersaurus Rex!!!
by maverickdallas October 19, 2009
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