Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning

Used to explain a situation, when something problematic or dramatic is going down while getting worse.

That girl who got pregnant, well her boyfriend isn’t the father, the father is the gay kid...

Damn shits on the fan and it’s spinning!

by lintzokurr October 16, 2019

Spinning Cock-slap

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
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Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.

by Rauchy Rauch April 1, 2008

Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."

"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."

by Mezron September 12, 2008

I'm shining

The act of sexual intercourse, namely from behind--man's best friend's favorite position. During this act, rub your palm in a circular motion on said behind as if you're waxing a car or polishing a nice bubble butt. Also known as waxing--waxing that ass.

WIZ KHALIFA - Black And Yellow lyrics:
my girl left me cuz Im f-cking with some otha chicks
not a freak but she a redbone
this aint for one night I'm shining all week bro

by BagelNutsInYaMouth January 7, 2011

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

by cjohnson85 July 26, 2008

Shining Sword

When a male is engaging in anal sex with a female and right before he pulls his cock out he punches her on the ass causing her to tighten her ass muscles so he can pull it out with no shit residue on his penis. It comes out sparkling clean like a shining sword just returned from a high intensity battle.

Lonnie: I pulled the good old fashioned "shining sword" maneuver on my bitch last night when I was ass fucking her because I didnt want any shit stains on my cock.

Rory: Ahh the good old shining sword, thats the oldest trick in the book.

by CatCity Mike June 8, 2011

splinting

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

by LightningBug February 20, 2021