Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.
Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"
by bunthole June 21, 2011
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Get the Sphincter Wrinkle mug.A homemade enema (usually made from a combination of a crack pipe and large funnel) that makes the flowing waters of shit turns into an unsightly sea foam green, resembling the rivers of Ganges.
Man, I got so constipated from all that Heroin, I had to make a sphincter spigot in order to clean out the ol' pipes.
That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
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Get the Sphincter Spigot mug.A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
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Get the Sphincter piercing mug.A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.
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