Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.
by Moistmerkin69 May 9, 2013
Get the sphincter mummymug. The juice that discharges from the sphincter muscle in the anal cavity, usually in a swampass condition.
by jopola May 21, 2006
Get the sphincter saucemug. by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008
Get the Sphincter Wrinklemug. A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
Get the Flapping Sphinctermug. A homemade enema (usually made from a combination of a crack pipe and large funnel) that makes the flowing waters of shit turns into an unsightly sea foam green, resembling the rivers of Ganges.
Man, I got so constipated from all that Heroin, I had to make a sphincter spigot in order to clean out the ol' pipes.
That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
by PrincessGaylordFocker October 18, 2016
Get the Sphincter Spigotmug. by johnnyyk February 9, 2017
Get the Sphincter piercingmug. A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.
by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008
Get the Doctor Sphinctermug.