Sphincter of Death

A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.
Holy Shit! He unleashed his Sphincter of Death again so run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!
by The Conjurer September 20, 2019
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sphincter sauce

The juice that discharges from the sphincter muscle in the anal cavity, usually in a swampass condition.
On a hot day, I could feel the sphincter sauce flowing in my shorts.
by jopola May 13, 2006
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Doctor Sphincter

A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.
by Dark Chocolate Fudge August 31, 2008
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Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
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Sphincter Spigot

A homemade enema (usually made from a combination of a crack pipe and large funnel) that makes the flowing waters of shit turns into an unsightly sea foam green, resembling the rivers of Ganges.
Man, I got so constipated from all that Heroin, I had to make a sphincter spigot in order to clean out the ol' pipes.

That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
by PrincessGaylordFocker October 18, 2016
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