sphincter sauce

The juice that discharges from the sphincter muscle in the anal cavity, usually in a swampass condition.

On a hot day, I could feel the sphincter sauce flowing in my shorts.

by jopola May 21, 2006

Sphinctoid

Pebble or sand that falls from your arse when pulling off your swim suit.

When I got home from the beach and pulled off my swimsuit, my floor was pelted with Sphinctoids.

by puhleeze March 27, 2009

sphinxter

sphinxter - an amateur Egyptologist who cannot tell his ass from a hole in the ground.

Alternate definition: an outhouse for illiterate Western tourists (locally referred to as "sphinxters") located at the Sphinx in Egypt.

This sphinxter was loudly wandering all around Cairo looking for a bathroom but only found an outhouse near the Sphinx which is also called a "sphinxter" because it meets both qualifications for an outhouse, has an asshole and a hole in the ground.

by Word Salad December 15, 2010

Regina Sphinkter

When someone encircles your butthole with their finger (preferrably pinky) while orally stimulating you, gradually easing the finger inside of you until they are knuckle deep in your pooper. Surprisingly sensual and recommended for uninhibited and particularly dirt nasty couples. Named after the equally surprisingly erotic musical artist Regina Spektor.

Me: Dude, Wayne gave me a Regina Sphinkter last night unexpectedly and who knew I was such a filthy, filthy whore!

Them: Um, everyone?

Me: That's beside the point! Reg Sphinks rule!!!!

by Analisa Colonoscipa February 24, 2011

SphincterPhone

Device invented by (Bob Dylan's) drummer Sandy Konikoff, a microphone inserted into the anus and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.

Ned Doheny: That SphincterPhone makes you look like an electric rat.

by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004

Sphincter Wrinkle

The wrinkles around the puckered anus

I had to shit so bad I tore a sphincter wrinkle

by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008

splinched

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

:

"man, my smiley face got splinched"

by nungababy February 4, 2009