speedy petey

The state of a mans penis after copious amounts of amphetamines, or methamphetamine. Not quite hard but not limp.

I was fucking this crank whore with my "speedy petey"

by Leeking 420 January 1, 2017

speedymccool

SpeedyMcCool
(Noun)
People that spend their entire life being hardstuck in Silver and maining ekko

"Dude! You're so bad at this game! Are you a speedymccool?"

by HeimerMain October 19, 2017

Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer May 29, 2018

speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018

*Speedy car sound*

Used to describe speed

Kid on bike: Bruh, I just came down the hill and it was like *Speedy car sound*

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

Speedy Softer

A Slang Term For Someone With Erectile Dysfunction

Girl 1:I regret marrying John

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"

by sdaawdeasfdwa September 28, 2020

speedyclips

The is of the are of the stupid and pp small

Am speedyclips with the is of the are of the pp small

by afkckrkgkvjskfkgg November 28, 2020