deyi secondary school

deyi secondary school is an amazing school for you if you want to get detention for being 3 seconds late to school. the toilet on level 1 smells like shit, the moment you enter it you’ll start vomiting profusely. the school has enough money to buy tvs to put in the hall for fuck knows why and the videos they play look like something they made in 2001 (which they probably did), but they apparently don’t have money to get actual tiles for the floor. our classrooms look like rooms that haven’t gone through renovation yet. the floors are full of dirt and cement , one would think this school was built yesterday. the boys for some reason think that they look extremely attractive with mushroom hairs. don’t even get me started on the girls with bangs that look like a bugs feelers. for some reason everyone is obsessed with tiktok , especially the girls who also happen to think that pulling the skirt al the way up to their breasts is a new form of fashion. our band is cool, but 3/4 of the school is in band. all you have to get into band is probably tell the seniors that you like their hair or something.

A: “bro i got into deyi secondary school”

B: “bro that’s not a flex”

by sour power candy August 22, 2021

Second Hand Tunes

The audible pollution emanating from cheap, poorly fitted earbuds, such as the free buds doled out from Apple. Victims of second hand tunes are forced to listen to the distorted treble range of tunes typically in venues where quiet is the social norm (public transit, cafes, libraries).

When Ken and I took our seats on the train, we quickly realized we were the victims of second hand tunes pouring out of Tank's cranium.

by dbader October 10, 2008

Kevin Special

A sexual maneuver where one offers a foot massage to a female, then proceeds to work his/her way up the legs, and finally finger blasts her mercilessly

I served her up the ole Kevin Special last night.

by insertspacehere July 17, 2016

Red Special

One of the most sexy guitars in the world, made by Brian May of Queen with his dad out of a XIX century fireplace in the sixties.

Many guitars companies have released copies of this guitar and the most poplar one is by Burns.

Brian May's Red Special has many unique characteristics, which allow Brian May to create a distinctive sound.

by ChocloMan December 21, 2006

second to none

First, number 1, or the best.

I'm second to none, bitch!

by >0 November 22, 2007

LaCosta Special

A massage technique in which the male partner is straddled by his female companion. The male partner sucks her breasts while massaging her back and neck muscles, producing a feeling of calming euphoria.

See also LaCosta Deluxe

NOTE: The LaCosta Resort and Spa is an elite spa located in southern California known for its grand spa and massage experiences.

Cissy was really tense this morning so I gave her the LaCosta Special. It really helped.

by BBBMD November 2, 2006

Dellinger Special

A Dellinger Special is a sexual act where one party shits in the shower while the other party watches. This is popularly done in BDSM and is perceived as a portrayal of dominance. This term is native to Trinidad and is considered slang.

P1: I heard Tays and Stella were going to do the Dellinger Special.
P2: No way, I've been wanting to try that

by TrinidadSlang January 25, 2020