Lying under the span

Having a woman sit on your face

I was lying under the span. With my gf all night last night.it was great.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

span span

Using the colbourne doubling technique span a completely ordinary word is made into an insult, it effectivly means monkey fest but knowing this means it insults many ppl.

You are such a span span and ur also retarded.

by twigon July 16, 2008

Spanned

When you do something that causes other members of the team to do unscheduled work. When you break something so bad, you need someone else to fix it.

I got spanned last night, had to rebuild the server. I can't work on that right now because I got spanned this morning.

by ITOPS February 8, 2018

Life span of a dumb brother

Usually 23-24 years due to stunted developement in brain cells

Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there

The life span of a dumb brother is 23yrs

by Rebelsupreme May 5, 2023

Span

dumb idoiet that cant say spun

I span the dice

by dice man span December 14, 2024

Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

by macaddictr October 29, 2012

life span of a Beaner

When you fall off the border at the age of 12

Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border

by Josethebeaner November 1, 2023